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SHUT UP!

—Vivien, The Young Ones

Please help decide.

A new neighbour moved above my family's flat ten months ago.

We have not slept since.

What sounds at times like a family of hippos jumping up and down on my ceiling.

Or at others the sound of turkeys, gobbling away at increasing levels of volume and tempo.

At other times we have what sounds like a kid who has got a rocket up his jacksy going for the world record in laps of a three bed flat.

And last but not least, my wife and I can enjoy the sound of the neighbours 'making love', complete with headboard slamming love action. Nice.